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Sis-in-law on the Smash promo announcing it premieres Monday after the Super Bowl. “I don’t know when that is and neither does anyone who is going to watch that show.” Re-think that marketing strategy NBC.
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foreverabear-:

“So ladies, what can you tell me about the rumor that you spent your summer in a lesbian haze of passionate nights and days?”
Rachel: “I am a woman of passion. I crave attention and praise, so much so that sometimes I have to release my passions to those in my surroundings. But whether that was spent with the unholy trinity is really none of your business.”

Quinn: “No comment!”
Santana: “You really think my sex life would revolve around the man-hobbit, preggers, and Brittany?” 
Brittany: “I just want to say Rachel is a wizard, because Quinn told me she had magic fingers.”


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foreverabear-:

“So ladies, what can you tell me about the rumor that you spent your summer in a lesbian haze of passionate nights and days?”

Rachel: “I am a woman of passion. I crave attention and praise, so much so that sometimes I have to release my passions to those in my surroundings. But whether that was spent with the unholy trinity is really none of your business.”

Quinn: “No comment!”

Santana: “You really think my sex life would revolve around the man-hobbit, preggers, and Brittany?”

Brittany: “I just want to say Rachel is a wizard, because Quinn told me she had magic fingers.”

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