Guys, look at how disappointed Jayne is. His OTP was *so close* to becoming canon.
While Wash is just like #I am 5000% done with this ship
And Zoe’s just like ‘Ugh Mal come on get your act together Jesus Christ.’
While Kaylee is looking right through this bullshit and calculating when they’ll be sexing exactly.
I don’t even know how to tag this because it was funny but then ow.
THAT IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
lmfao awful