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ghostyouknow27:

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody “reblog as a link” option.
#hahaha #two days later Supernatural brings back all the women
#PLOT TWIST



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"Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass."
— Daniell Koepke (via perfect)



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#Archie Panjabi #Gillian Anderson #i approve of the motorcycle #reasons to watch #The Fall



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ellenkushner:

thenakedlibrarianontheroof:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

English major porn dear god

Have quickly gone from following @ShakespeareSong on Twitter, to correcting their (mis)use of shall/shalt and hast/hath.  They probably hate me, now.  But I just … can’t … It’s just not in me.  I hope @SS knows I still love them for what they can do.
And my admiration for @reading_thoughts now knows no bounds.

ellenkushner:

thenakedlibrarianontheroof:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

English major porn dear god

Have quickly gone from following @ShakespeareSong on Twitter, to correcting their (mis)use of shall/shalt and hast/hath.  They probably hate me, now.  But I just … can’t … It’s just not in me.  I hope @SS knows I still love them for what they can do.

And my admiration for @reading_thoughts now knows no bounds.




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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]




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askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for youimage

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

#it's AMMONIA #if you're going to die of poisoning spell it right #no more parties for me obviously



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#FAVES #BECAUSE WE'RE CONNECTED #up there with IM2's unfortunately deleted YOU COMPLETE ME #Iron Man 3



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#natalie dormer #classy lady



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#ooo pretty #Zsazsa's amazing photoshop skills #Regina Mills #Once Upon a Time #pretty graphics



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caterinasforzas:

“You talked to one of my lieutenants. He has, over the years, played the role repeatedly and with great conviction. More often than not, he’s done so to protect my identity. Other times, it was because I suspected a potential client might.. struggle with my gender. As if men had a monopoly on murder.”

#let me explain to you how genius the deconstruction of Irene Adler is #because in making her a conscious manipulation; an artful and purposeful creation by moriarty in order to ensnare sherlock #they have destroyed The Woman; the one individual who eclipsed the whole of her sex and at whose feet Sherlock fell #they’ve taken the goddess down off her pillar and revealed the woman in the fridge was a doll all along #Irene Adler is only a story; can only ever be a story; because there is no Woman #only women #and they are villains as well as heroines and they are clever even when they make mistakes and they can hold the world together whether to take advantage of it or to save it for the people they love but there is no Woman #there never could be #and Sherlock had to learn that #elementary #the best goddamn show #your favs could never

#reblogging this again because PERFECT TAGS #The Woman as a construction #Irene Adler as a story #Elementary #my brain is telling my heart to fall in love with this show #also #Natalie Dormer #as if men had a monopoly on murder



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#yes #the answer is yes #BtVS



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"[They are] people I’ve fallen in love with who are soon going to have extraordinarily inappropriate fan fiction written about them."

The all too right Joss Whedon on the cast of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (from the ABC Upfronts)

Joss understands his fanbase.

(via nudityandnerdery)

#yep #fun shall now commence #Joss Whedon



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tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

#OH MYYY #george takei



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#THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING



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“It’s just another day”

#next to normal #what doesn't kill me doesn't kill me #so fill me up for just another day