basically what happened
See now I will be DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED if Emma doesn’t demand magic lessons so she can cast Diablo 3 Wizard spells FOR REALS.
Oh man that awful Diablo 3 product placement in this OUAT episode is amusing me waaaay too much.
THAT’S NOT A KNIGHT THAT’S TYRAEL AN ARCHANGEL.
It’s the destined romance we’ve had thrust down our throats since Tinker Bell showed up and didn’t bang Regina and it surprisingly…works?
It’s not my first choice, but as we’ve discussed in the past, Once Upon A Time can’t write romance, so I don’t think I’d ever even want my first choice written. What OUAT CAN do is write sass masters sassing off, and Regina and Robin are both, definitely, sass masters. Straight straight woman/man sass masters. Regina’s reactions to Robin are virtually identical to her reactions to Emma many seasons before and her fondness for noble blond people who steal shit shines through as she saunters down the lane with everyone’s nosy neighbor, Mary Margaret, chatting him up like his penis will heal all of Regina’s woes in life.
But we mustn’t go there. We mustn’t look at how the show continues to force man+woman+child=perfect bliss on us or we will have to stop watching and miss out on Mary Margaret and Regina calling the castle “ours” and co-queening, and Rebecca Mader camping it up like a champ and Regina comparing herself to the Three Bears for what felt like hours and Emma boinking a monkey for eight months.❞
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
IT GOT BETTER
the-m0sthappy answered to your post “I’m trying to reserve judgement until I see the whole scene/context…”
reduce entities to ashes with a wave of her hand. lets not forget that.
Welllll, I tend to think FrankenDaniel’s disintegration was sort of a special case since it might have needed a stationary/immobilised target and/or some interaction with the preservation spell she’d cast on him a long time ago.
And then I remembered Regina could immobilise targets like the unicorn and I just- whatever man.
biogeekgrrl replied to your post “I’m trying to reserve judgement until I see the whole scene/context…”
Seriously. Are they telling me she’s never heard of Area of Effect spells? Please.
The funny thing is Fireball is traditionally an AoE spell. The fun being that it can hit allies as well as enemies.
Seriously, all I’m asking for is some reason for Regina to be like, exhausted or distracted or something. Or make the monkey immune to magic.
I’m trying to reserve judgement until I see the whole scene/context but you’re telling me Regina can
… and is helpless against one flying monkey?
this makes me laugh so hard for some reason
Good Morning Storybrooke!: Storybrooke residents weigh in on some odd occurrences happening around town.
Jae Lee - Batwoman and Wonder Woman
guh jae lee’s art. fuck.